Flash: webcollage 'theory z' and then 'aggridant orthomentor' Gravatar is a nice concept.
Savant-O-Scope: Seeing the Umwelt of the autistic savant. Order, exactness, perfection, etc.
Cheap Hemispherectomies: Dr. Mirakle 555-918-7712. Outpatient Buttonhook Method.
Jill Taylor seems to be talking about Eupsychia, the B-realm, etc. But her "either-or" dichotomy should be a more analog model.
Also Hempel's analysis.